So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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