Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i came on her dog
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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