Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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