Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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