yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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