I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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