Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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