My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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