Buhtt sex?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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