Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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