hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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