Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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