He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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