I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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