But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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