Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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