Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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