the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I want her autograph on my taint
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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