just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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