I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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