I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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