Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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