I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
birth control should be required to get into college
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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