I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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