i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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