i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
