But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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