Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
soo... how was my night?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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