Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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