im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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