I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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