FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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