Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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