the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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