matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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