Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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