i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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