..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You smell like stripper and shame
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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