I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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