allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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