I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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