...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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