Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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