I want to stick my p in your. b.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The power of my boobs compel you
We need to get me chipped asap
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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