At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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