that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
