Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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