He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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