We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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