Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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